2. The Dungeon Was Not on Fire

Tonight, I picked up three young men from a downtown club. They all looked and sounded like they were still in high school. The club they had gone to was apparently a dungeon for Furries. They didn’t enjoy the time there, because they thought the Furries all looked cheap, and the three kept being hit in the face with Furry tails while trying to dance, which made dancing unenjoyable for them. They also thought that the dungeon didn’t have enough equipment or performance acts to make it interesting (but one of them told the others that on Thursday nights the club has the full dungeon which is “fire”). So, they decided to go home and watch a movie called “Five Headed Shark”. That had to be an improvement over being in a dungeon and getting hit in the face with a tail.